Football watching rules

Contribution by Saul Martin

Football season is upon us. This means Sundays full of sitting on the couch watching football games. While most Sundays I like to be alone enjoying the game, there is the occasional Sunday that I invite friends to watch with me. I know it sounds like I am a hermit, but some people do not take football seriously enough. First off, there is no talking while the game is in progress. I don’t care if the announcer is cute or if the guy in the crowd looks ridiculous. No talking! Second off, there is no cheering for the opposing team. Do not watch a game with me, if you want the other team to win. That is just rude! Some people just do not understand how much I get into all of it. I have to have football in surround sound. I want to feel like I am there. I also have to have it in High Definition. However, since high definition is an added extra, I only turn it on for the games by going to http://ExpertSatellite.com each Sunday. I know this is cheap of me, but what can I say. I guess I am just a cheap, football loving, hermit.